These boys did some shooting, and these boys did some cussing. MASTAPEECE! 10/10 PICTURE! That was, as said in Bad Boys For Life, a "little jokey-joke". Except for the first part. The boys do kill and swear. But it's far from MASTAPEECE status. This third entry in the Bad Boys franchise follows Mike (Will Smiff) … Continue reading Bad Boys For Life – Shooty Shooty Movie Review
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The Movie ‘Dolittle’ Made Me Want To Die – Movie Review
(Warning: More No-No-Words Will Be Used in this Review Than Usual) The very first advance movie screening I went to was for Mr. Peabody and Sherman in 2014. My dad worked at a newspaper then, and the movie reviewer couldn't make it to the screening, so he gave us his tickets. At that time, I … Continue reading The Movie ‘Dolittle’ Made Me Want To Die – Movie Review
‘Like a Boss’ is a Movie I Watched – Movie Review
When Like a Boss' credits rolled, I experienced something I had never experienced before in my extensive career of moviegoing. I could feel the movie leaving my brain. I felt an actual sensation in my noggin that could only be explained by the events of Like a Boss fleeing my memory. This may be the … Continue reading ‘Like a Boss’ is a Movie I Watched – Movie Review
Playmobil: The Movie – Movie Review
Yes, there is a Playmobil movie. Yes, it was released in theaters. Yes, I was the only one in said theater. Yes, it's a ripoff of the LEGO Movie. Yes, it is a gigantic critical and commercial failure. And yes, I kind of liked it. It's dumb, it's got some groaners here and there, and … Continue reading Playmobil: The Movie – Movie Review
Knives Out – Movie Review
Uh oh! Looks like we've got a big ol' slice of Fun on a Bun here! Courtesy of our good pal Rian Johnson. It is a wickedly fun and devilishly clever take on the whodunnit genre that is also a pretty sophisticated social commentary! But don't let that last part scare you, you can take … Continue reading Knives Out – Movie Review
Frozen II – Review
My friend and I walked into our Thursday night screening of Frozen II with grand expectations. The brilliant trailers promised an epic story with a darker tone and plenty of mystery. The fact that they announced an entire documentary series about the behind-the-scenes of this one movie seemed to confirm that this was something special. … Continue reading Frozen II – Review
Charlie’s Angels (2019) – Movie Review
I am a boyman. I went to see Charlie's Angels because I wanted to. But after a montage of stock footage women doing inspiring shit to stick it to the man, I kind of got the feeling that I was not welcome. I felt like Elizabeth Banks was shaking her head disapprovingly at all boymen … Continue reading Charlie’s Angels (2019) – Movie Review
Parasite – Movie Review
Parasite is a flippin good flick with a capital F. Picture a good movie in your head. I’ll wait. You got it? Ok. It’s better than that probably. You’re most likely thinking to yourself: “No way it’s better than G-Force”. Well, I’m here to tell you that it is. Parasite is a Korean film about … Continue reading Parasite – Movie Review
Movie Review 6-Pack (Zombieland 2, Maleficent 2, The Addams Family, and 3 More!)
I've been slacking when it comes to movie reviews, so I'm just going to do 6 Even-Quicker Thoughts about some more movies I've seen. Ad Astra Ad Astra is a Brad Pitt space-flick that has a lot of really cool ideas, but it doesn't fully explore any of them and has an unbelievably underwhelming third … Continue reading Movie Review 6-Pack (Zombieland 2, Maleficent 2, The Addams Family, and 3 More!)
It: Chapter Two – Quick Thoughts
It (2017) means a lot to me. It was the first R-Rated movie I saw in theaters. I wrote an essay to convince my parents to let me watch it, and my mom reluctantly agreed to go with me. I'm really glad she did, because holy shit, that movie is so good! If I get … Continue reading It: Chapter Two – Quick Thoughts