I'm sorry I haven't been posting. I've been focusing on my new podcast with Northern Pirate Radio. It's a weekly show that will let you know what to watch, what not to watch, and what to look forward to. You can tune in to Northern Pirate Radio Thursdays at 7PM MST to hear it live, … Continue reading I’ve Got a Podcast! Subscribe to MovieMort’s Movie Show!
With the current lack of theaters, we are forced to look to our small screens for entertainment. And where do we turn to for at-home entertainment? Streaming services. And each service has provided us with many offerings during these dire times. Some good, most bad. So I thought I'd let you know what the cream … Continue reading The Best Offering Each Streaming Service Has Offered To Us During Quarantine
I've watched quite a bit of "so bad, it's good" movies in my day. I've watched the classics like The Room and Birdemic. I've watched lesser known dumpster fires like The Final Level: Escaping Rancala and Selfie Man. I've even watched a movie called OMG! I'm a Robot! And throughout all of these films, there … Continue reading ‘The VelociPastor’ Movie Review – It’s as Great as It Sounds
This is far and away my favorite film of the year so far. Never Rarely Sometimes Always is the story of a teenager named Autumn who travels with her cousin across state lines to New York City to get an abortion. I know. Doesn't sound like a super fun watch. I bet that a lot … Continue reading ‘Never Rarely Sometimes Always’ Movie Review – Masterfully Crafted Abortion Drama is Essential Viewing
So, I don't know if you've heard, but there's this virus thing going around. And not only is it potentially lethal, it's also messing with my movie-watching vis-à-vis shutting down all the theaters. So if you're reading this, Covid-19... back the hell off! What you're doing here, it's not cool. Staying home from school and … Continue reading The Final Five Theater Experiences I Had Before They All Went Away (Very Sad)
This is Part 2 of my PIXAR ranking. If you haven't read the first part, click this link. 15- Monsters University This is probably the hottest take of this ranking. Monsters University is near the bottom of nearly every ranking I see, and I totally get it. It's a safe, cliche, and forgettable movie. But … Continue reading My Epic and Correct Ranking of the 22 PIXAR Films: 15-11
I love PIXAR. So much. Nearly every one of their films have a level of creativity and heart that you can't find anywhere else. The amount of passion and detail that go into these flicks is bonkers. That passion inspired me. I don't know if I would love movies as much as I do now … Continue reading My Epic and Correct Ranking of the 22 PIXAR Films: 22-16
In 2018, director Leigh Whannell blessed humanity with the beautiful and badass motion picture by the name of Upgrade. After that wonder of a film, I was an official Whannell Fanboy. Upgrade didn't make anywhere near as much as it should have, but that didn't matter much. Because my boy Whannell knows how to budget a … Continue reading The Invisible Man (2020) Movie Review – A Horror MASTAPEECE!
Horse Girl Horse Girl is a Netflix original film that begins as a quirky rom-com and ends as psychological horror. It stars Alison Brie (GLOW, Community, Bojack Horseman) as Sarah, a introverted lover of crafts, horses, and a Supernatural-esque TV show. Things are going pretty good for her, but that all changes when her wack … Continue reading February Movie Review 6-Pack (Call of the Wild, Sonic the Hedgehog, Horse Girl, Shaun the Sheep: Farmageddon, and More!)
Bojack Horseman (or the Sad-Horse Show, as I call it) is a weird-as-hell adult animated television program about the washed-up star of a popular 90's sitcom called Horsin' Around. He's a humanoid horse, he's voiced by Will Arnett, he's mega depressed, and he's trying desperately to remain relevant. He lives in a colorful depiction of … Continue reading A Horse of a Different Color: “Bojack Horseman” Series Review