My Top 13 Horror Movies

Up until about age 13, I hated horror movies. More accurately, I hated the idea of horror movies. I never actually saw one because I was a scaredy-boi. Then I started to stop getting scared of killers and monsters, and started to get scared of my impending future. Now horror might be my favorite genre. … Continue reading My Top 13 Horror Movies

I’ve Got a Podcast! Subscribe to MovieMort’s Movie Show!

I'm sorry I haven't been posting. I've been focusing on my new podcast with Northern Pirate Radio. It's a weekly show that will let you know what to watch, what not to watch, and what to look forward to. You can tune in to Northern Pirate Radio Thursdays at 7PM MST to hear it live, … Continue reading I’ve Got a Podcast! Subscribe to MovieMort’s Movie Show!

The Best Offering Each Streaming Service Has Offered To Us During Quarantine

With the current lack of theaters, we are forced to look to our small screens for entertainment. And where do we turn to for at-home entertainment? Streaming services. And each service has provided us with many offerings during these dire times. Some good, most bad. So I thought I'd let you know what the cream … Continue reading The Best Offering Each Streaming Service Has Offered To Us During Quarantine

‘The VelociPastor’ Movie Review – It’s as Great as It Sounds

I've watched quite a bit of "so bad, it's good" movies in my day. I've watched the classics like The Room and Birdemic. I've watched lesser known dumpster fires like The Final Level: Escaping Rancala and Selfie Man. I've even watched a movie called OMG! I'm a Robot! And throughout all of these films, there … Continue reading ‘The VelociPastor’ Movie Review – It’s as Great as It Sounds

‘Never Rarely Sometimes Always’ Movie Review – Masterfully Crafted Abortion Drama is Essential Viewing

This is far and away my favorite film of the year so far. Never Rarely Sometimes Always is the story of a teenager named Autumn who travels with her cousin across state lines to New York City to get an abortion. I know. Doesn't sound like a super fun watch. I bet that a lot … Continue reading ‘Never Rarely Sometimes Always’ Movie Review – Masterfully Crafted Abortion Drama is Essential Viewing

The Final Five Theater Experiences I Had Before They All Went Away (Very Sad)

So, I don't know if you've heard, but there's this virus thing going around. And not only is it potentially lethal, it's also  messing with my movie-watching vis-à-vis shutting down all the theaters. So if you're reading this, Covid-19... back the hell off! What you're doing here, it's not cool. Staying home from school and … Continue reading The Final Five Theater Experiences I Had Before They All Went Away (Very Sad)

My Epic and Correct Ranking of the 22 PIXAR Films: 15-11

This is Part 2 of my PIXAR ranking. If you haven't read the first part, click this link. 15- Monsters University This is probably the hottest take of this ranking. Monsters University is near the bottom of nearly every ranking I see, and I totally get it. It's a safe, cliche, and forgettable movie. But … Continue reading My Epic and Correct Ranking of the 22 PIXAR Films: 15-11

My Epic and Correct Ranking of the 22 PIXAR Films: 22-16

I love PIXAR. So much. Nearly every one of their films have a level of creativity and heart that you can't find anywhere else. The amount of passion and detail that go into these flicks is bonkers. That passion inspired me. I don't know if I would love movies as much as I do now … Continue reading My Epic and Correct Ranking of the 22 PIXAR Films: 22-16

The Invisible Man (2020) Movie Review – A Horror MASTAPEECE!

In 2018, director Leigh Whannell blessed humanity with the beautiful and badass motion picture by the name of Upgrade. After that wonder of a film, I was an official Whannell Fanboy. Upgrade didn't make anywhere near as much as it should have, but that didn't matter much. Because my boy Whannell knows how to budget a … Continue reading The Invisible Man (2020) Movie Review – A Horror MASTAPEECE!

February Movie Review 6-Pack (Call of the Wild, Sonic the Hedgehog, Horse Girl, Shaun the Sheep: Farmageddon, and More!)

Horse Girl Horse Girl is a Netflix original film that begins as a quirky rom-com and ends as psychological horror. It stars Alison Brie (GLOW, Community, Bojack Horseman) as Sarah, a introverted lover of crafts, horses, and a Supernatural-esque TV show. Things are going pretty good for her, but that all changes when her wack … Continue reading February Movie Review 6-Pack (Call of the Wild, Sonic the Hedgehog, Horse Girl, Shaun the Sheep: Farmageddon, and More!)