The Final Five Theater Experiences I Had Before They All Went Away (Very Sad)

So, I don't know if you've heard, but there's this virus thing going around. And not only is it potentially lethal, it's also  messing with my movie-watching vis-à-vis shutting down all the theaters. So if you're reading this, Covid-19... back the hell off! What you're doing here, it's not cool. Staying home from school and … Continue reading The Final Five Theater Experiences I Had Before They All Went Away (Very Sad)

My Epic and Correct Ranking of the 22 PIXAR Films: 15-11

This is Part 2 of my PIXAR ranking. If you haven't read the first part, click this link. 15- Monsters University This is probably the hottest take of this ranking. Monsters University is near the bottom of nearly every ranking I see, and I totally get it. It's a safe, cliche, and forgettable movie. But … Continue reading My Epic and Correct Ranking of the 22 PIXAR Films: 15-11

My Epic and Correct Ranking of the 22 PIXAR Films: 22-16

I love PIXAR. So much. Nearly every one of their films have a level of creativity and heart that you can't find anywhere else. The amount of passion and detail that go into these flicks is bonkers. That passion inspired me. I don't know if I would love movies as much as I do now … Continue reading My Epic and Correct Ranking of the 22 PIXAR Films: 22-16

The Invisible Man (2020) Movie Review – A Horror MASTAPEECE!

In 2018, director Leigh Whannell blessed humanity with the beautiful and badass motion picture by the name of Upgrade. After that wonder of a film, I was an official Whannell Fanboy. Upgrade didn't make anywhere near as much as it should have, but that didn't matter much. Because my boy Whannell knows how to budget a … Continue reading The Invisible Man (2020) Movie Review – A Horror MASTAPEECE!

February Movie Review 6-Pack (Call of the Wild, Sonic the Hedgehog, Horse Girl, Shaun the Sheep: Farmageddon, and More!)

Horse Girl Horse Girl is a Netflix original film that begins as a quirky rom-com and ends as psychological horror. It stars Alison Brie (GLOW, Community, Bojack Horseman) as Sarah, a introverted lover of crafts, horses, and a Supernatural-esque TV show. Things are going pretty good for her, but that all changes when her wack … Continue reading February Movie Review 6-Pack (Call of the Wild, Sonic the Hedgehog, Horse Girl, Shaun the Sheep: Farmageddon, and More!)

A Horse of a Different Color: “Bojack Horseman” Series Review

Bojack Horseman (or the Sad-Horse Show, as I call it) is a weird-as-hell adult animated television program about the washed-up star of a popular 90's sitcom called Horsin' Around. He's a humanoid horse, he's voiced by Will Arnett, he's mega depressed, and he's trying desperately to remain relevant. He lives in a colorful depiction of … Continue reading A Horse of a Different Color: “Bojack Horseman” Series Review