1917 – Movie Review

If I was to imagine how director Sam Mendes pulled this movie off, even just for a few seconds, my mind would collapse into a puddle of goo. 1917 is a war film that is made to look like one shot. Welcome to Bonkers Town, Population: 1917. But Sam did it. That silly bastard did … Continue reading 1917 – Movie Review

The Irishman – Movie Review

The Irishman is a long-as-hell gangster movie, and I really didn't want to watch it. Even though it was a Scorsese flick, and I've loved every movie of his that I've seen, I really didn't want to watch a 3 1/2 hour movie that didn't look much different from the other gangster movies I've seen. … Continue reading The Irishman – Movie Review

Frozen II – Review

My friend and I walked into our Thursday night screening of Frozen II with grand expectations. The brilliant trailers promised an epic story with a darker tone and plenty of mystery. The fact that they announced an entire documentary series about the behind-the-scenes of this one movie seemed to confirm that this was something special. … Continue reading Frozen II – Review

Terminator: Dark Fate – Movie Review

Terminator: Dark Fate made a stupid dumb idiot decision that single-handedly sunk this movie. They gave a certain character one hell of a “dark fate” during the first five minutes of the movie that is equivalent to James Cameron taking a piss on a DVD copy of T-2 while flipping the fans off and doing … Continue reading Terminator: Dark Fate – Movie Review

Movie Review 6-Pack (Zombieland 2, Maleficent 2, The Addams Family, and 3 More!)

I've been slacking when it comes to movie reviews, so I'm just going to do 6 Even-Quicker Thoughts about some more movies I've seen. Ad Astra Ad Astra is a Brad Pitt space-flick that has a lot of really cool ideas, but it doesn't fully explore any of them and has an unbelievably underwhelming third … Continue reading Movie Review 6-Pack (Zombieland 2, Maleficent 2, The Addams Family, and 3 More!)

Joker – Quick Thoughts

When I first saw Joker, I thought it was a excellent. But after seeing it for a second and third time... it's a MASTAPEEEECE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! You heard me right. A MASTAPEEEECE. Joaquin Phoenix's performance is masterful and Oscar-Worthy, Todd Phillips' directing is meticulous and powerful, the story is woven in such a way … Continue reading Joker – Quick Thoughts