Brightburn is best enjoyed if you know what you're getting in to beforehand, 'cause this shit get nasty. It is a gnarly picture, but if you're into that, you'll have a pretty good time. Luckily for me, I love me some gnarly pictures! Some of the imagery in this movie is... muah! (Insert Chef Kiss … Continue reading Brightburn – Quick Thoughts
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The Curse of La Llorona – Quick Thoughts
The Curse of La Llorona is a series of dumb-ass decisions duct taped together to form a film. Despite this story being based off of Mexican folk tales and taking place in Mexico, the main family is white. There is no explanation. The fact that this movie is in the Conjuring Universe is one of … Continue reading The Curse of La Llorona – Quick Thoughts
Hellboy (2019) – Quick Thoughts
This movie, man. This movie's something. I was extremely excited for this movie. The casting of David Harbour is inspired and that second trailer kicked ass. When the embargo dropped, and the nasty reviews started trickling in, I was worried, but I still had hope. It couldn't be that bad, right? So I saw it … Continue reading Hellboy (2019) – Quick Thoughts
Pet Semetary – Quick Thoughts
If I could describe Pet Semetary in one word, it would be competent. It ticks all the boxes: pretty good performances, compelling cinematography, a well done screenplay. But it does so in an uninspired manner. There are some great ideas and scenes sprinkled throughout, but in the end, the thing i remember most about this … Continue reading Pet Semetary – Quick Thoughts
Us – Quick Thoughts
Us isn't as tight a package as Jordan Peele's debut film Get Out, but it is still a masterclass of filmmaking that is as fun as it is thought-provoking. Lupita Nyong'o delivers the best performance of the year so far. Also, that remix of I've Got 5 On It kicks all the ass. 9/10
Velvet Buzzsaw Quick Thoughts
Do not watch the trailer for this movie! I beg of you! Now that we've got that out of the way, Velvet Buzzsaw is a brilliantly acted movie that is equal parts high-brow horror movie and satire of the art industry. I loved both halves, but they don't quite fit together in the sexy way … Continue reading Velvet Buzzsaw Quick Thoughts
Halloween 2018 Movie Review: a great return to form that could have been perfect
The Halloween franchise has had a hard time returning to the spotlight. The countless rushed sequels had their fans, but the critics' consensus was that they sucked big time. (The highest Rotten Tomatoes rating that the sequels and reboots have gotten is H20's 52%. Ouch. The lowest is a measly 6% with Halloween 6. Double … Continue reading Halloween 2018 Movie Review: a great return to form that could have been perfect
Halloween 1978 Movie Review
The original Halloween is often regarded as one of the best horror movies of all time and it is definitely one of the most important. The mysterious and threatening Micheal Myers captivated audiences and inspired countless copycats and sequels that, overtime, became the slasher genre. After 40 years and a myriad of unsuccessful followups … Continue reading Halloween 1978 Movie Review
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