I’ve seen 119 movies that came out in 2019. Here are my Oscar Nominations. The real Oscars are tonight, but they got it completely wrong because it wasn’t exactly my picks. Disgusting. My winners are bold, and my runnerups are slanty boys.
BEST PICTURE
I Lost My Body
Jojo Rabbit
Joker
Little Women
Marriage Story
Once Upon a Time In Hollywood
Pain and Glory
Parasite
Uncut Gems
1917
BEST DIRECTOR
Bong Joon-ho for Parasite
Greta Gerwig for Little Women
Noah Baumbach for Marriage Story
Pedro Almodóvar for Pain and Glory
Sam Mendes for 1917
BEST ACTRESS
Charlize Theron for Bombshell
Lupita N’yongo for Us
Renee Zellweger for Judy
Saoirse Ronan for Little Women
Scarlett Johansson for Marriage Story
BEST ACTOR
Adam Driver for Marriage Story
Adam Sandler for Uncut Gems
Antonio Banderas for Pain and Glory
George MacKay for 1917
Joaquin Phoenix for Joker
BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Florence Pugh for Little Women
Scarlett Johansson for Jojo Rabbit
So-dam Park for Parasite
Thomasin Mckensie for Jojo Rabbit
Zhao Shuzhen for The Farewell
BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Brad Pitt for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Jamie Foxx for Just Mercy
Leonardo Sbaraglia for Pain and Glory
Willem Dafoe for The Lighthouse
Winston Duke for Us
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Booksmart
Knives Out
Marriage Story
Pain and Glory
Parasite
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
The Irishman
Jojo Rabbit
Joker
Little Women
Toy Story 4
BEST SCORE
Joker
I Lost My Body
Marriage Story
Uncut Gems
Us
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Joker
The Lighthouse
Parasite
Pain and Glory
1917
BEST EDITING
Joker
The Irishman
Marriage Story
Parasite
Uncut Gems
BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN
Jojo Rabbit
Parasite
Ready or Not
Us
1917
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
Frozen II
I Lost My Body
Klaus
Missing Link
Toy Story 4
BEST SOUND EDITING
Ad Astra
Ford V Ferrari
I Lost My Body
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
1917
BEST SOUND MIXING
I Am Mother
Joker
The Lighthouse
Uncut Gems
1917
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Ad Astra
Avengers: Endgame
I Am Mother
The Irishman
1917
BEST INTERNATIONAL FEATURE FILM
The Farewell
Honeyland
I Lost My Body
Pain and Glory
Parasite
BEST COSTUME DESIGN
Dolemite Is My Name
Jojo Rabbit
Little Women
Pain and Glory
Rocketman
BEST ORIGINAL SONG
Do-Dilly-Do (A Friend Like You) from Missing Link
(I’m Gonna) Love Me Again from Rocketman
Show Yourself from Frozen II
You’re The One from I Lost My Body
I Can’t Let You Throw Yourself Away from Toy Story 4
BEST MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING
Bombshell
Joker
The Irishman
It: Chapter Two
Us
BEST ANIMATED SHORT FILM
Float
Hair Love
Kitbull
Purl
Smash and Grab
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